Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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