I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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