I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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