I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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