I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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