so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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