You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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