i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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