Sry I called you an 8
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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