she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
they need to just BURY HIM!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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