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her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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