how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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