he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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