i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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