ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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