she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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