did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
