they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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