i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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