I just made out with a guy for $7.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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