are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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