Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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