Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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