Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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