soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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