Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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