I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Everyone says I win the strip club
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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