I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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