And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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