as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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