Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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