Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Everyone says I win the strip club
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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