Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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