if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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