She's JV to your varsity
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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