i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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