Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I will be naked everywhere
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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