Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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