just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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