Why does Corona taste like a burp?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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