we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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