the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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