this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
pray to the hookup gods
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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