He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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