Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I've blown a few things in my day
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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