So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just had sex bonerless
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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