Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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