I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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