billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
handjob tips. give me some.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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