Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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