I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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