I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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