I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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