You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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