they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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