Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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