My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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